Lyrics

Saw your father at the zoo
Swung from his branch as if on cue
Noticed your mother was there too
The one the others wouldn’t do

HEY, HO, WHAT’S YOUR BEEF?
Your sister sucking on a flea
JUST LET IT BE, DON’T LET YOUR ANGER TAKE YOU
DOWN TO WHERE YOU’RE GONNA BE MEAN
Your brother’s hind cheeks red and puffy
WELL, THAT WENT FAST,
I BET HE HURT YOU BAD, REAL BAD, IN THE PAST
They all reminded me of you
INSANE, YOUR DISDAIN SUGGESTS THAT YOU’RE IN LOTS OF PAIN
Primitive, stinky, swollen too
AYE, AYE, AYE, AAAH

You’re a primate, from a family of degenerates
You’re a prime example of a life form so simple
Proof that evolution can go astray
Not such a great ape, one step up from spineless invertebrate
You’re a simple-minded misfit hominid
An aberration, a mistake

FINE, FINE, HE’S A SHAMELESS SLIME
If Darwin’s theory ain’t wrong
A JERK, A PIECE OF WORK
A SELF-DELUDED CLOWN WE’RE TAKING DOWN
Your line will end soon as you’re gone
LOAO, WE ALL REAP WHAT WE SOW
It’s been a short and sad decline
DREGS, DEATH ON TWO LEGS
Since grandpa came down from his vine
Aye, aye, aye, aah

HE’S A PRIMATE, FROM A FAMILY OF DEGENERATES
HE’S AN UNSEEMLY SIMIAN, DESTINED FOR OBLIVION
PROOF THAT FALL CAN COME BEFORE A PRIDE
NOT SUCH A GREAT APE, ONE STEP UP FROM SPINELESS INVERTEBRATE
HE’S A BONO-BLOW, A CHIMPAN-LOW
AN ABERRATION, A BACKSLIDE