Lyrics

I saw your father at the zoo
He swung from his branch as if on cue
I noticed your mother was there too
She, the one the others wouldn't do

Yo, chief, what's your beef?
Your sister sucking on a flea
Just let it be, don't let your anger take you
Down to where you're gonna be mean
Your brother's hind cheeks red and puffy
Well, that went fast
I bet he hurt you bad, real bad, in the past
They all reminded me of you
Insane
Primitive, stinky, swollen too
Aye, aye, aye, aaah

You're a primate, from a family of degenerates
You're a prime example of a life form so simple
Proof that evolution can go astray
Not such a great ape, one step up from spineless invertebrate
You're a simple-minded misfit hominid
An aberration, a mistake

He's been had and now he's mad
He's been screwed, it makes me crude

Fine, fine, he's a shameless slime
If Darwin's theory ain't wrong
A jerk, a piece of work
A self-deluded clown we're taking down
Your line will end soon as you're gone
LOAO, we all reap what we sow
It's been a short and sad decline
Dregs, death on two legs
Since grandpa came down from his vine
Aye, aye, aye, aah

He's a primate, from a family of degenerates
He's an unseemly simian, destined for oblivion
Proof that fall can come before a pride
Not such a great ape, one step up from spineless invertebrate
He's a bono-blow, a chimpan-low
An aberration, a backslide